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𝖆𝖚 text @il sangre

[interpersonally]

What wine do you think pairs well with a sister you never knew you had.

Different pairing from the bitter soon-to-be ex-wife, the scandalized son, or the breakable brother?

[perzo]

Ouch.

Kind of feels like you need something stronger than wine.

[interpersonally]

The DNA test hasn't come back, but fingers crossed it isn't a girl.

Let's just say I needed a summer in Saltburnt. And yes, something stronger. Malört? Maybe I can burn away my taste buds and my memories of what very little I saw of my only son's sex tape.

I assume you saw. Not saw. God I hope not saw.

[perzo]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure Rhys [ her father, obvs. ] has at least one or two bastards out there he's never publicly acknowledged.

Didn't watch. It's not really my thing.

[ sex tapes in general, but also anything having to do with her oldest friend's kid. ]

[interpersonally]

Maybe when he dies they'll be invited to the will reading for a laugh.

Nor mine. I prefer my relations physical and not caught on film. I don't even know what he was thinking.

[perzo]

From your lips to his lawyer's ears.

[ and she'd be happy to sit back and let the drama unfold. ]

It's all this newer generation. They don't even want to take a shit without posting about it somewhere.